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- Maria - But no really, circuses are horrible and I don't support them.
- 6 months ago — 395 views
- In muh bed.
- Furankisan and StarWarsDork bumped this.
- Maria - Kindergartner Movie Review: Ice Age 3 - Dawn of The Dinosaurs
- 7 months ago — 183 views
- In Bed
- StarWarsDork bumped this.
- Maria - Who are you lookin' at?
- 7 months ago — 134 views
- In Bed
- StarWarsDork bumped this.
- Maria - Asking how to spell a word because I'm too lazy to look it up.
- 8 months ago — 158 views
- Bed.
- Maria - 12challenge: What is your least favorite sound?
- 8 months ago — 190 views
- Home. Bed.
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votes- Maria - I'm a Mime.
- 9 months ago — 182 views
- Bed.
drooling! your hair looks cute today NWToughGuy
Haha. what is that in the background? mariabird- The music. Not your daughter. mariabird
@NWToughGuy - Thankkk you love :)
@mariabird - Oh, ok. I was like wha?! lol. The theme song for Penguins of Madagascar. Maria
- Maria - Eating hot fries because I have nothing to say.
- 9 months ago — 135 views
- In Bed.
- Maria - Strawberries! Teasing Christine because I love her.
- 9 months ago — 145 views
- In Bed.
- Oh my gosh. I look. so. bad.
I'm sick. :( Maria
- Maria - My best 12seconds ever.
- 9 months ago — 173 views
- Bed.
- Maria - 12challenge: What is your biggest irrational fear?
- 9 months ago — 146 views
- Bed.
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votes- Maria - Just getting home/Going to sleep
- 9 months ago — 173 views
- Bed
- ahhh i like when you say bf and you get that look. you know what look! your crushing NWToughGuy
- Maria - I'm not dead!
- 9 months ago — 136 views
- Bed
- materialistic bumped this.
Yay. :) StarWarsDork
- guess whos back.....back again.... marias back......tell a friend NWToughGuy
- Maria - Giant Cheetos are quite tasty.
- 9 months ago — 210 views — Remove from Campaign
- Bed.
- oh man i want those! makonen had the fire ones. i want the fire ones NWToughGuy
- lets see you fit 2 in ! NWToughGuy
- I tried - they wouldn't fit. I mean...they fit, but it wasn't pretty. Maria
- :) perfect NWToughGuy
- Maria - 12erator: How I Feel About Sushi
- 9 months ago — 149 views
- Bed.
- StarWarsDork and NWToughGuy bumped this.
- dude me 2. my friends all eat sushi. i think they eat that nasty crap to make themselves feel special cause celebrities eat that crap. i dont like any fish anyway. i like poyo and beef and pork. and thats all i need.............soooo whats new NWToughGuy
- Maria - Flixwagon Video
- 9 months ago — 71 views
- Maria - Complaining. Because it's hot and humid and I hate it.
- 10 months ago — 245 views
- Bed.
- :) shwing NWToughGuy
NWTougGuy, accurately providing the unspoken thoughts of American Men since 2008 ;)
Yeah... it's hot here, too.... now... ThePete- lol i do my part NWToughGuy
- ha 2 can play that game. NWToughGuy
- +10 NW!! ThePete
- omg. lolololol.
You guys are insane.
I watched your reply NW and was like "that is nothing like me!" and then watched mine again and was like "oh, ok. Yes, I see that now." But I was really, actually hot! Maria
- Yes, it was hot :) ThePete
- no im not arguing that fact. you were very hot. very very hot. NWToughGuy
- Maria - Where's my 12seconds post about saggy balls?!
- 10 months ago — 168 views
- In Bed, of course.
- I'm totally gonna get flagged for saying 'saggy balls'. It's obscene and profane and offensive and shit to some prude on this site, I know it. Bah! Maria
well.. i didn't flag you..but... maybe the person who flagged the vid possessed the drooping attributes that your vid spoke out against? or was "dropped" by someone else for a similar reason? (shrugs) (hopefully that was a squeaky clean response) lovesentproject- Why don't you just record another video answering that question? Or maybe just record a video where you "saggyballssaggyballsaggyballssaggyballsaggyballsaggyballs" over and over and see what happens? ThePete
- i think its cause we have sponsors. we have to be clean or we might lose them. boooooo. selling out to the man sucks. BALLS big SAGGY BALLS NWToughGuy
- Maria - Rosetta Stone: Level 1. Unit 2. Spanish (Spain)
- 10 months ago — 166 views
- In bed.
- theLOVESENTproject and ThePete bumped this.
- :0 sooooooooooooo hot NWToughGuy
- That's Japanese Jay is speaking in the video reply. I taught him some. ThePete
- @NWToughGuy - lol, thank you. :)
@JaythePal - My new goal in life is to make a 12seconds with you, Mr.
@ThePete - What'd you teach him to say to me? Something naughty, I hope. Never had a puppet flirt with me. Maria
- Haha, I don't know anything naughty in Japanese :( I can do polite, informal or rude. Still learning, though. I need to learn some Spanish since I live in Washington Heights. More Spanish-speakers in my neighborhood than English speakers. :) How do you like Rosetta?
Jay was asking if you understood any Japanese. Sorry that wasn't more flirty. :( (I'm also a little out of practice.) As for doing a 12 with Jay--we don't get out of NYC very often, but if you're ever in the neighborhood, let us know!! I do have family just south of Charlotte (you're in NC, right?) but we hardly ever get down there. ThePete
- @ThePete - I plan on coming to NYC in a little while, and I will track you and Jay DOWN. For real. :P And yes, I live in North Carolina. Maria
Oh, WOW. YEAH! OK, just so you know, like only ONE of us is married, right? And it's not me, yeah?
jaythepal
- @JayThePal Easy, Jay! You're a puppet. You can't get married, America frowns on that sort of thing!
@Maria awesome! We'll look forward to it!! What brings you up to the Big Apple? Make sure to keep in touch about your visit so I can make sure to leave some time open. ThePete
- Maria - Watching television, because I have nothing to say...
- 10 months ago — 112 views
- Bed.
- psh! your turn to shake it ! NWToughGuy
- I can't dance - you blow me out of the water. Maria
- whatever girls have this wierd gene that just alows them to dance and be good. pisses me off. lol NWToughGuy
- wait i sec i know you used to dance i read your q&a on your blog. i win now you have to dance NWToughGuy
- Haha, that was a different type of dancing! I'd need a lap. Maria
- for the good of 12seconds.tv i will sacrifice my lap for our viewers :D NWToughGuy
- Deal. You're in...the north west? Come to the southeast, or when I make it to the NW, we'll make a 12seconds vid of me giving you a lapdance. :) Maria
- :O PROMISE! NWToughGuy
- Maria - Ask me anything. :)
- 10 months ago — 147 views — Remove from Campaign
- In my bed. :)
- Sigh. I can't get the entire 12seconds to play, maybe it didn't record? Pshaw.
I was saying... I just need to redo my Q&A page on my blog and most people that read me asked questions last time so yeah, come ask me something. <3 Maria
- You forgot the .com in your link. :) StarWarsDork
- Mother sucker!! I wonder if I can fix it...
Thanks for letting me know. :)
http://immoralmatriarch.com/heymaria Maria
- Maria - 12challenge: My favorite thing that comes in twos
- 10 months ago — 218 views
- My kitchen.
- teh_suj, NWToughGuy, StarWarsDork, jaythepal, freshjendizzle and 0 others bumped this.
Those are some big titties, you go girl. beautyandsong
you are so blessed! :D i have itty bitties myself. :P waxkrayon- i cant stop watching! NWToughGuy
OMG. Insert stupid guy comment here. Krownz- LMAO @ jaythepal NWToughGuy
- Nice... uh... ones. :) StarWarsDork
- @beautyandsong - They really are. It's ridiculous. Haaa.
@wzxkrayon - My back says to tell you that I'm cursed. :P
@NWToughguy - LOL
@Krownz - Stupid guy comments are the best
@StarWarsDork - Thank you! :)
@jaythepal - Holy fuck I laughed SO HARD. You're awesome. Maria
- I totally voted for you! Yeah!! jaythepal
i had to vote after you grad the pair like that bravo nice work STUBBIEQNATION
definitely blessed! some girls got it all... LOL scubadivergirls
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votes- Maria - Being a big baby.
- 10 months ago — 119 views
- In Bed.
- Maria - Getting molested by my kid. :|
- 10 months ago — 131 views
- Home.
- LOL kids are funny! scubadivergirls
- :D NWToughGuy
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