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    Kendra Schaefer
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      • kendraschaefer - You have tubes in your throat, I have heartburn. #getwellbeach
      • 12 months ago — 142 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. beach bumped this.
          1. Thanks Kendra for your comments !!! I love your videos !!! You were first to noticed my first post ever !!! You made a history !..just kiddin ! Good luck and thanks again, raf raffal007
          2. Another red-hot video. The girl's got talent fever. pixelmystic
          3. @pixelmystic: Punday is tomorrow. kendraschaefer
          4. this was really sweet. and totally fun. You're a luv. dmbdork
          5. You are the coolest girl in South Carolina!!! woot. ;-] caitlinwolff
          6. @caitlinwolff: And you're the coolest girl not in South Carolina with me right now. Which sucks. Videos of the baby, please! kendraschaefer
          7. Far out. Eventually I'll post a 12 sec that has more shots than you, but it's not going to be an easy production. Good work. johnpemble
          8. YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN!!!! colmcgunnigle
          9. Kendra - May I ask what you use for your video/audio editing? erichmiller
          10. Thanks for the welcome! And... awesome stuff on here :D balk
          11. @erichmiller: My built-in laptop camera and - tada! - Windows MovieMaker. I know, I know, I know, but hey, it works. :) kendraschaefer
          12. I've produced with a lot of high end stuff and the techniques you use with low end stuff are the same. It's how the content plays out that makes a difference, so push more content out with your laptop cam and when you can step it up. johnpemble
          1. Kendra has the mad skillz for video editing! Keep 'em comin'! erichmiller
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      • kendraschaefer - @briancribb & I terrorize a coffee house
      • 12 months ago — 139 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. sol bumped this.
          1. nice 12! sol
          2. Haha! Sounds like music from "The Triplets of Belleville." Great movie, btw, if you've never seen it. mikedotta
          3. Yeah, there were like, kids in there and I'm holding up this sign... by the time we were done, no one was in that part of the coffee shop. Not sure if that was us or just timing. Was nice to meet @briancribb! kendraschaefer
          4. @briancribb's pics are AMAZING! :) 1indienation
          5. @1indienation The part where I ran smack into the window was also pretty amazing, but sadly, Brian didn't give me that clip. Yeah, he's got great pics on his site. kendraschaefer
          6. dam i would have loved to see that! 1indienation
          7. Such win. So much win. thechaz
          8. You are SO good at this! Sorry I didn't give you the blooper clip... I'll get it to you, no worries. Anyway, here's mine: http://12seconds.tv/channel/briancribb/95526 briancribb
          9. OMG, that was awesome. KimMance
          1. LOL! Hey, how much fun to have somebody to play with ... yaay yaay! colmcgunnigle
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      • kendraschaefer - 12erator: The Movie That Taught Me Everything I Know About Love
      • 1 years ago — 161 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. pixelmystic and thumper bumped this.
          1. haha! nOOgz
          2. very nice! that definitely looks like a buddy movie zirmite
          3. Ha! You look like you have way too much fun making your 12s. :P And Mel Gibson is on The Simpsons right now. :D StarWarsDork
          4. Wait. I... I don't think that I know any more about love than I did twelve seconds ago. Hmph. Maybe I'll never understand. bateatsbat
          5. Great vid, as usual. I imagine when you make these things your plants just look at each other and roll their eyes (don't question the eye thing). mjhitchcock
          6. @MJHitchcock Plants totally have eyes. Check this out. http://www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener bateatsbat
          7. @bateatsbat Bah! Can't view that outside of the US (I'm in China). Couldn't even proxy it. But I'll take your word for it re: the plant/eyes thing. I always felt like my balcony vine was giggling when I walked around the house in my boxers. mjhitchcock
          8. @StarWarsDork: Actually, I'm way more tempted to put up an "outtakes" from this. "OW!" "Okay, gonna jump now. No, now. C'mon Kendra, do eet." "Ugh, my knee, Christ!" @mjhitchcock: And yeah, my plants are so weirded out, they're wilting. Or maybe that's the water. Where in China? kendraschaefer
          9. @mjhitchcock: PS, if you haven't tried Tor (with Tor / Vidalia Firefox plug-in), always worked for me there when other proxies didn't. Slower, though. kendraschaefer
          10. @StarWarsDork I live in Xiamen. Beautiful little subtropical island off the east coast of China. I love it here. Looking to get back to the US, though. 5.5 years here, a year in Korea, and a year in the Middle East has worn me out. I need to recharge. mjhitchcock
          11. @kendraschaefer Used to do Tor. Haven't had it on my system for a while. I might throw it back on when I sober up (tonight is scotch and sitcom night). mjhitchcock
          12. Simply put, the inimitable Ms. Wiseman is the undisputed Cindy Sherman of 12s. pixelmystic
          13. My mom laughed so hard she started crying. Funniest video ever :p thumper
          14. Whatever Dr Strange Love. thechaz
          15. love it - that would've resulted in a broken hip or something for me im sure BuhlindaC
          16. I would have hurt myself rolling around like that. Ouch. skilletfan64
          17. Fun! Where'd you get the soundtrack from? That's a lot of rolling… mikedotta
          18. @mikedotta: I Googled "free action music soundtracks", and came up with some site that had clips called, like, "The Tank Wars" and "Soldiers Ho" and also "Dark Cyber Hackers Invade". kendraschaefer
          19. Ha. Glad to have met you...and glad to join Procrastinator's Nononymous. PS: Your stuff is total genius. KimMance
          20. "Dark Cyber Hackers Invade". lol Creative commons is also a good place to look. http://creativecommons.org/ mikedotta
          21. @KimMance: Can't wait to see more of your stuff, I can just tell it's gonna be good. @mikedotta: Now see, why don't I think of things before I spend half an hour on Google? kendraschaefer
          22. that is cool that u barrel rolled LOTS .. i love barrel rolling :D 1indienation
          1. Looks like the might have the skills to expand on this into a fully featured movie movies
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      • kendraschaefer - 12erator: The Most Confusing Movie I've Ever Watched
      • 1 years ago — 716 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. pixelmystic, tracksounds, thumper, drs650, Britbrit1997 and 1 others bumped this.
          1. Bravo! 12 glorious seconds of entertainment....well done! 1212
          2. WOW!!!! I have to watch it several times to say more. seasidevienna
          3. you're an expert to use 12 seconds like that . masa
          4. I see that your 12Second Kung Fu is strong young Grasshopper. Perhaps you are ready for training. kaobear
          5. Wow, that was watching "The Geisha" and "Eraserhead" in 12 seconds. skilletfan64
          6. Great 12! Ever seen David Lynch's contribution to the "Lumière et compagnie," the tribute to the Lumiere Brothers? zirmite
          7. Kushaefer-san! Zazen achieved! pixelmystic
          8. Kushaefer-san! Kushaefer-san! SATORI achieved! On throne of light you reign as Goddess of 12! pixelmystic
          9. kendra kawaii desu ka? How do you always pwn in the pwning department? thechaz
          10. Haha, thanks guys. I was laughing so hard between takes, I had to cut 3/4 of everything out. @zirmite: No, I haven't. @pixelmystic: Your turn! Want an update. kendraschaefer
          11. sister - i gotta say - you rock out with your cock out. that's right i said it! oh no i didn't oh YES I DID!!! :P dmbdork
          12. damn...total cock out. EvilA
          13. OMG... hilarious! You've got this 12 seconds down girl...! DawnDavis
          14. wow, dude. that kicked ass. sol
          15. this is all WIN and BEYOND. love the horror bit :} 1indienation
          16. What? No one featured this yet? *using my ultimate powers for the first time* Kendra, you rock! Blizzard
          17. Jeez, K, I thought that just lurking on a videocentric site like this and never actually posting anything might pass as an artistic statement in and of itself. NO? (Was that, was that a guffaw?!) OK. Well, anyway, thanks for not putting any PRESSURE on the NEWBIE. pixelmystic
          18. Thanks again, guys! I'm having waaay too much fun. @pixelmystic: Not a guffaw so much as a "tee hee". ;) kendraschaefer
          19. それ は おもしろかった! mikedotta
          20. @mikedotta: Thank you. And thank you, Babelfish. kendraschaefer
          21. awesome! gronumbulator
          22. fine, just go ahead and make 12 fave star*s meaningless. just auto-fave everything from kendra. thanks for ruining EVERYTHING. though entertaining, your fractal genius intimidates; your insight confuses and frightens. conform, or be cast out, thou outlier deviant! silverton
          23. ++skilletfan64 for even knowing the existence of both those films, much less making the enlightened deduction. you too ... Off The Island! such perceptual acuity is a threat to Normalcy Itself! ;-) silverton
          24. Jesus, silverton, don't say stuff like that. Now I'm gonna have to try to top this, when all I really want is to make a 12 about my shoes. kendraschaefer
          25. I am Jack's 12 second eternity of speechlessness. Shoes. Women and their f'ing shoes. silverton
          26. EPIC! Or should I say... epic! erikschmidt
          27. Those are some amazing videos. How do you do them? thumper
          28. @thumper: Thanks! I use Windows MovieMaker (comes with the system - not great but good enough). Then I do a bunch of stupid stuff in front of the camera, clip the vid into pieces in MovieMaker, mute the vid, and lay an mp3 over it. kendraschaefer
          29. Kendra-i want to see the video about your shoes. c'mon! dmbdork
          30. That was ace! tierneywigg
          1. You are way too smart for your own good. Awesome job! waynehoath
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      • kendraschaefer - Episode 2: Kendra Ku - No, I will not lick your brain.
      • 1 years ago — 244 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. pixelmystic and silverton bumped this.
          1. W00t! Smart chicks are hawt. kaobear
          2. I like a girl with books. skilletfan64
          3. This one inspired by one of my favorite douchebags. kendraschaefer
          4. I just turned my head 180°. teh_suj
          5. ...licking my brain - scary! What I am really interrested in: what´s the weight of the books - maybe there could be calculated a smart-index! seasidevienna
          6. I know some people like that! Cool video. waynehoath
          7. Did you know that your channel was mentioned in a thread on Seesmic.com? "What is Art?" A seesmic member asnwered the question by directing members to view your channel. I agree. patrickometry
          8. @patrickometry: No I had NO idea. Thanks for the heads up. kendraschaefer
          9. Oh, man, Silverton, I think I just peed myself laughing. That's sweet, and funny, and ironic, and it also makes me slightly squirmy. kendraschaefer
          10. http://friendfeed.com/rooms/user-as-content some say my ideas are dehumanizing and commoditzing; as if being shackled to a cubicle 14 hours a day and then cut loose with no notice and sent to the soup line isn't. we need to stop being shy and say it plain: WE are the New Compelling Content; even if we're "just" trading vids of "silly shit" like What is Art? or Having Our Say at BBC or iReporting to CNN. WE are not a sideshow of "participants" to amp up your brands. WE *are* the intrinsic value of this new media universe; clearly Hulu knows the threat we pose by the attempt to desensitize and trivialize the perpetual brain mushification of America's Cognitive Surplus. http://tr.im/brainmush oh, have a nice day everyone! smiley, smiley, smiley! :-) silverton
          11. Sooo... McKendra, huh? It's funny cause it's true. kendraschaefer
          1. Could you do that thing with the glasses again? Like just a 12 of you sliding them off and winking at the camera. ;) mikedotta
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      • kendraschaefer - Episode 1: Kendra Ku
      • 1 years ago — 343 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. ablu272 and lipmanphoto bumped this.
          1. hahaha nice haiku! joyofzen
          2. You win at life. thechaz
          3. do you make your own dresses? 1indienation
          4. What flavor? ;) Blizzard
          5. @1indienation: I wish! Actually, I shop at Korean stores when I can. Those girls can *dress*. kendraschaefer
          6. Hmm never seen korean shops... and i live in lil asia. Most are chinese cheap wear. Like one wash and its shit. I prefer Japanese Girl style anyways. :) you will have to send me a link to such *dress* stuff :D 1indienation
          7. Ahhh, yeah - I just got back from Beijing, I lived over in Asia for 6 years. I haven't really been shopping since I got back to the States, so most of my clothes are from overseas. When I head back overseas I do my shopping there. kendraschaefer
          8. @Blizzard: orange creamsicle. My fav. kendraschaefer
          9. i like fudgesicles. 1indienation
          10. I like orange creamsicles and fudgesicles! mmmmmmmm joyofzen
          11. hahaha @joy time for a sicle run LMAO! 1indienation
          12. I'm gonna buy some next time I go to the store! nomz joyofzen
          13. btw do you know kung fu? kendra ku seems like a fighter name :D and you were in bejing 1indienation
          14. OMG Orange creamsicle! Best ever!!! Blizzard
          15. @1indienation: Under no circumstances will I discuss kung fu. No way. I've seen that anime. I unleash the secret dragon grip on the world, and then my shifu has to come down from the monastery and kill me, but I don't die that easy, so then there's this big multi-factional feud that ends in a bloody battle on a secret airfield on Olympic Mons. No way. My lip is zipped. kendraschaefer
          16. @Joy Fudgesicles? This is a family site, Joy. Let's not discuss that here. bateatsbat
          17. @bateatsbat Hey man, it was Rachael who got the idea in my head! =) joyofzen
          18. what is wrong with fudge that is iced on a stick? -- why do u turn everything into something dirty is really the question. 1indienation
          19. @1IndieNation Because it makes the dark, harsh pain of life bearable. (Was that the right answer? The other answer choice involved your mom, but I know how you feel about that.) bateatsbat
          20. I just enjoy your videos ken...wish I had a notebook :( lol a college student with no school supplies, thats right! lenire
          21. does your life suck that bad? awwww that really sucks bat. Talk about pplz moms some more.. really. you can now ;) 1indienation
          22. Wow...I am like way behind here...So I will just say nice...And back away slowly kaobear
          23. Man, we have some 12 seconds art shit going down here. Very nice! Makes you a must follow. Cheers, Dan Article_Dan
          24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAUx8-UJ3fE This came to mind gasface
          25. that rocked! kspidel
          26. you are a featured and favorites machine! beach
          27. You can have my mug. I'll just steal all your good ideas ;) M.M.McDermott
          1. excellent ablu272
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      • kendraschaefer - Oh well. Third time's a charm - coffee, coffee
      • 1 years ago — 151 views
      • Columbia, SC
          1. Hrm - I deleted and re-published this a bunch. The audio doesn't stutter on my computer, only after upload. What's up with that? kendraschaefer
          2. Exactly! I am on my third pot of the day and still feel like that. kaobear
          3. Can anyone else hear the stutter in the right channel on this? Or is that my headphones? kendraschaefer
          4. I had a video I uploaded that sounds like that too; it was when I put an mp3 over the vid... but it sounded perfect on my computer. I have no idea why it does that sometimes :( joyofzen
          5. @joyofzen: Oh, really? I feel a little better, then. kendraschaefer
          6. Yeah, I went ahead and featured it. kendraschaefer ftw! jivebotic
          7. How are you encoding your audio? thechaz
          8. @jivebotic: Aw, thanks! @thechaz: All my audio's just .mp3 stuff I pull out of my library and drop into Moviemaker. kendraschaefer
          9. Well, I usually have to encode my audio specifically for when I upload it to the interwebs and I've never had a problem. Take a bat to your compooter. thechaz
          10. This was creepy after first. Reminded me of The Ring. I thought you were going to crawl out of my computer screen, haha. I have coffee hear so it would have been okay though :) brettjarnagin
          11. best part of this all.. zanzibar at the end. 1indienation
          12. @1indienation: Funny 'cause it's true. kendraschaefer
          13. This is me every morning! crystallinelight
          14. I'll have to look into the weird audio econding problem. Kendra, would you mind e-mailing me the original file you used to upload that was having a problem? I can try and run it on my end and see if the server spouts out any errors. Jacob@12seconds.tv. Thanks! jacob
          15. @jacob: No, don't mind at all. I just sent it. kendraschaefer
          16. @jacob: No, wouldn't mind at all. Just mailed it. kendraschaefer
          17. This is how I feel my day usually starts. Magnificent! kevinlang
          18. i actually thought of doing this. and i am jealous you thought of it first radi00killa
          1. I relate.... I always have too much blood in my caffeene system RobReedy
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      • kendraschaefer - Semi-coloning
      • 1 years ago — 128 views
      • Columbia, SC
        1. caitlinwolff bumped this.
          1. Your awesomeness knows no bounds. Can you do all the emoticons, that would be heavy duty nerd pr0n right there. kaobear
          2. I wouldn't even know where to start with the two-channel ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_emoticons kendraschaefer
          3. confession: my roommates ex is now dating the lead singer of the black kids and now i cant listen to this song anymore... when I'm at home :( francoEX
          4. Nothing more tragic than when some tard face ruins a great band. kendraschaefer
          5. Indeed. But then again, you could just make up faces and coin an entire generation of emoticons for Japan. You will be a star there! They will worship you!! They will make inflatable.... Well, maybe it isn't the best idea. kaobear
          6. I dunno, you might be onto something there. I could keep an entire vending machine-based economy going with all the dirty laundry on my floor right now. kendraschaefer
          7. Sounds fun, need an agent? kaobear
          8. The title of this one sounded a bit on the clinical side. :P StarWarsDork
          1. @StarWarsDork: It was originally gonna be a video of me and a Q-Tip, but I balked. You know how it is. kendraschaefer
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      • kendraschaefer - Waking up, and far too early
      • 1 years ago — 130 views
      • Columbia, SC
          1. Dude, props on the music. I had forgotten about the indie music I used to love. teh_suj
          2. I left my entire electroclash collection in the back of a cab a few months back, so I've been rediscovering the good stuff. kendraschaefer
          3. I'll make a video soon using either Islands or The Unicorns. Thanks for the inspiration. teh_suj
          4. The Unicorns! *rummage, rummage*. Never heard of the Islands. Gotta link? kendraschaefer
          5. Some of the guys in The Unicorns formed a band called Islands. Islands is like The Unicorns with a LA underground hiphop influence. I used to party with Jaimie Thompson (J'aime Tambeur). We have mutual friends. teh_suj
          6. Sweet. I'll rustle some up somewhere. kendraschaefer
          7. I can send you the albums if you'd like. Let me know and I'll send you a link in the next few days. teh_suj
          1. Yes, please! Always looking for new stuff. kendraschaefer
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      • kendraschaefer - Strangely enjoying both birds and dresses.
      • 1 years ago — 161 views
      • Columbia, SC
          1. my god! Your vids are seriously awesome. sol
          2. The Eels! :) Great song! beach
          3. That WAS awesome :D joyofzen
          4. Love it! teh_suj
          5. I'm in ur vidz, writin' ur feedz. Ooookay, that's enough of that from lolme. kendraschaefer
          6. wow, pretty cool, a lot of editing for 12 second vid tho I bet. chipthamac
          7. @chipthamac: Thanks. Shockingly, only takes about 20 minutes to edit. kendraschaefer
          8. @chipthamac For me, those 20 minutes are usually more fun than the end result. @kendraschaefer I can't stop listening to Citizens of Tomorrow. teh_suj
          9. I also really enjoyed watching, clicked through each one! :) John_Y
          10. i love this song. i would like to have your itunes please and thank you :) also, your videos make 12 seconds seem like a blogging eternity. thank you. radi00killa
          11. @radiookilla: Thanks! I'm pretty lucky, my boy DJs indie dance parties so I get to listen to him leafing through piles of crap and pick out the good ones. I kinda just cut every clip down to no longer than 2 seconds - usually 1 second. Sometimes less. Makes it seem like a lot of stuff happens. Micro blogging ftw. Looking forward to more of your 12s. kendraschaefer
          12. same to you. be sure to let me know if you find any really good indie stuff. im all over it radi00killa
          13. I've been savoring your 12s by watching only one at a time. Good practice for self-restraint. :) Can I have another? Pu-leez… mikedotta
          1. I had this song stuck in my head the other day, couldn't figure out what it was from, and didn't have the words quite right. "Something, something, I like cars?" I thought it was from a commercial. Nope, It was your fault. But don't feel too bad, today I had the Flea Market Montgomery song stuck up there. lonnie247
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